hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(Source: hbunot, via vanitiy)

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

(Source: alexandrakollontai, via automatically)

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

(via sorryisankthetitanic)

99funnyquotes:

Canada during The Purge

"all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe"

image

(Source: rydenyouallnightlong)

fathomie:

how did rap music go from really good to so dry?

Yoo follow my homie: fathomie

(via fathomie)

fathomie:

Hopsin - Ill mind of Hopsin 5

(via fathomie)

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(via ghoustly)